why the panoramic face?

2nd street may 2016 sm
Long weekend here in America, which meant longer drawings. Ok, a horse with an injured tail walks into a bar. “Why the long weekend?” asks the barman. No, no it was a bank, he walks into a bank on a holiday. “Why the long weekend?” asks the bank clerk. Maybe not an injured tail, maybe his tail was all overgrown rendering it useless for whatever tails usually are for, hence not being as strong as his front end, for example. So a horse with a less strong, very hairy tail walks into a bank, while on holiday, and the bank clerk says to him, he goes “why the long weekend?” Maybe there’s nothing wrong with his tail at all, maybe he had just been in a race, and had originally been one of the front-runners (that’s a horse racing term) but towards the end he had started to tail off (that’s another one), finally just ambling over the line, not even trotting, just going really slowly, like he had no energy, maybe he was already thinking of his holidays on the beach, before finally he walked into a bar, I mean a bank, and the bank clerk who had been watching the race on the TV, he asks him “why the long, weak end?”. Or maybe, maybe the horse is Bryan Singer and the race is X-Men Apocalypse and I am the bank clerk and maybe I asked exactly that question after seeing that very movie, which I in fact did, not long after finishing this drawing that you see here. (You see I was going somewhere with all of that, I wasn’t just ambling on, or trotting). This is Second Street (though in my opinion, it’s first), Davis. I sat on the corner of F Street (which in my opinion is more of a B+) and drew this familiar scene. In the middle there, the Varsity Theatre, historic centre of the Davis downtown, right opposite the Avid Reader bookstore. I sat drawing for a couple of hours, drawing furiosuly with my uni-ball signo UM-151 brown-black pen, and doing some of the water color on site and the rest at home; pizza dinner awaited me. And then, X-Men. While it was not a bad film (it was not quite Batman v Superman level of “what-the”, there was no “Clark Kent gets into the bath with his shoes on” moment), and it had some good moments and good call-backs to the previous films, it really suffered in its storytelling. I know that sounds ironic given that I spent five minutes trying to tell a joke about a horse at the start of this post but my budget is a little lower. I just felt the narrative started to fall apart somewhere around the middle of the film. It doesn’t stand up to the other X-films. A few good bits – well X-Men The Last Stand had good bits too but overall gets a terrible rap (deservedly if we’re honest). Even “X-Men Origins – Wolverine” was a good idea, though Logan’s (spoiler alert) cameo in this is (spoiler spoiler spoiler) totally unnecessary, inconsequential and utterly shoehorned into the film (you might say it spoiled the movie). Still, Magneto saying “Who the fuck are you?” to Apocalypse was fun. Everyone knows I love Magneto. As I say though, the ending of the film was long and weak, and since it could be said (not by me, but I’m about to say it so I suppose it is by me) that Fox is flogging a dead horse, then that brings us nicely back to “Why did the chicken cross the road? To stop the rights going back to Marvel.”

Hope you had a nice Memorial Day weekend.

5 thoughts on “why the panoramic face?

  1. marushkasplace says:

    So I guy with a banana in his ear walks into a saloon. The bar tender asks, what can I get you? The guys says, I’m sorry, I can’t hear you, I have a banana in my ear. Great picture. You are so very talented. Hope you had a great Memorial Day weekend.

  2. trulyunplugged says:

    Thank you for sharing your talents…those comedic and artistic! I absolutely loved your opening…it made me smile bigger and bigger…and, as always, you sketch is a marvel…this was a fantastic post…thanks for sharing :)

  3. Laura (PA Pict) says:

    Superb drawing. I am always impressed by your patience and dedication in producing these longer, detailed studies. You clearly have more focus than I possess.

    I took my three oldest sons to see X-Men this weekend too. We loved the first two prequels and so, like you, were deflated by this installment. I think they had far more characters than they could handle and it diluted everything with some of the motivations and character arcs weak or muddied or just plain dull. It also felt like the characters with the most charisma were sidelined or (like Isaac) struggling to emote under the weight of costume and prosthetics. My two comic book nerds were also muttering and moaning about the deviations from the comic book. Most memorable were the Quicksilver moments I think and probably because they were pacey (duh) and humorous and creative.

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