Christmas is nearly here folks, how exciting! After all the present-wrapping-up snowflake-cutting-out and tree-decorating (I know ‘trimming’ is the word people prefer to sound proper, but I’m from Burnt Oak you see and trimming is what we used to do to our hedges, back when people in Burnt Oak used to have hedges), one thing remained. Well loads of things to be honest but we needed to make our Gingerbread House. I’ve never ever made one before, can you believe it? So this was a joint effort with my son, and I think you’ll agree it turned out nicely. So naturally I had to draw it. Ahem, next year’s Christmas card. My son did most of the actual decorating, while I worked on structural stuff and snow on the roof, writing on the wall, etc. I especially like the icicles. Well as a first effort it’s not bad, next year we’ll make a whole village…
My son and I listened to Christmas music while making it, and discussed that song The Twelve Days of Christmas. Because, seriously, really? Those are your gifts? So right, it’s the first day of Christmas, and you’re hoping for a nice pressie from your True Love, and he’s all, “um, er, yeah I got you a, er (quickly looks into the garden) a bird! In that pear tree out there look, it’s a partridge, just for you. Merry Christmas!” And it flies away. So next day you’re expecting something cool, an iPad or something, but he still hasn’t been to the shops you can tell, and you’re like, so… and he’s all “Ah, well, er, that partridge flew away so look out in the garden, there are two, what are they, pigeons? Doves? Turtles Doves! Just for you!” And you’re like, Turtle Doves? Bloody hell’s that? Do they have little shells on them? And then next day he pulls the same thing, more birds out in the garden, French Hens? Do they lay French Eggs? He must really think you like birds. Just because you watched that one documentary about birds and you said you liked birds, this always happens, it’s the only thing you get for Christmas, birthdays, anything, all bird-themed. Next day? Four more birds, “Calling Birds” he says they’re called, and you’re thinking “Can they call me a cab? To a luxury hotel?”, and he sees how disappointed you are with all the birds (“Are you avian a laugh?” he says to lighten the mood but one sharp look and he’s straight down the jewellers. Next day, that’s more like it, a golden ring, and it’s lovely. Oh, and then another, and another, and FIVE GOLDEN RINGS? Did they come in a set? When am I going to wear five golden rings, am I Mister T or something? Like, just get one really nice ring with a diamond. This guy has no clue. (At this point my son pipes in on the story, “those rings are probably really expensive too, could have gotten something a lot better with that money!” “What like Pokemon cards or Lego?” I ask. “Da-ddy!” he says) So next day it’s more birds, but this time it’s geese. Oh brilliant, a bunch of geese honking about pecking everyone, and what are they doing, ‘laying’? ‘Laying’ how exactly? Great thinking, do I live in a country park, do I look like I own a big pond? “Ah,” he says, thinking, “you probably won’t like what I got you for tomorrow then,” quickly getting on the blower to the customer service at “Swans-R-Us”. We determined that the rest of the song was probably just a reference to something else, maybe they went to see a Cirque du Soleil show, or perhaps watched a box set of Downton Abbey perhaps, but either way, next year perhaps Mr True Love should stick to the List and keep all the Gift Receipts.
Merry Christmas Everyone. Hope it’s a Good One.
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Ha ha ha! I love your interpretation of that ridiculous song. Great job on the gingerbread house – and a superb drawing of it. We divide the labour the same way: I construct and engineer and the kids decorate. We often end up with a festive hovel but that is part of the fun. Trimming? Is that really the word for it? I will stick to calling it decorating.
Yes, “trimming the tree”. Sounds posher. I’m not having it.
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Merry Christmas!!! :)
Kobe your Gingerbread house, I watched Mary Berry making hers, but decided to give ‘stollen’ a go, best wishes to you and your family for Christmas.
This is a great gingerbread house and what fun to do it with your son.
I use to do a gingerbread house with our oldest son when he was little but we cheated. We used a Bahlsen German cooky house kit…but we embellished it. The icicles are the most fun and the candy of course!
Beautiful sketch of the Gingerbread house! Funny commentary on the 12 Days …. have you seen Goulet Pen Company’s video of their 12 Days (of pens)? It’s hilarious. As far as Gingerbread villages go…. I don’t think anyone could top those in a local hotel (they’re built as a fund raiser): http://redharp.smugmug.com/SketchOutings/2014-1205-Gingerbread-Village/46165096_ZwLj4q#!i=3742892402&k=Q9J4njC
Cheers (and Merry Christmas!),
It is so cute! Can you actually find the courage to eat it?
Merry Christmas to you too !